John Turturro - Herbert Stempel — Quiz Show

"[To his wife] You wanna be worshipped? Go to India and moo."

"You want to know what? If I do nothing else I will convince them that Herbert Stempel knows what won the goddamned Academy Award for best picture of 1955; thats what Im gonna accomplish."

"[To a reporter outside the Congressional hearing room] You know what the problem with you bums is? You never leave a guy alone unless youre leaving him alone."

"Charles Van Doren — he wouldnt know the answer to a doorbell if you didnt give it to him."

"And they love me for the same reason they used to hate me, because Im the guy who knows everything."

"Martin Rittenhome: You see, the audience didnt tune in to watch some amazing display of intellectual ability. They just wanted to watch the money."