Quiz Show

"And they love me for the same reason they used to hate me, because Im the guy who knows everything."

"John Turturro - Herbert Stempel"

"Martin Rittenhome: You see, the audience didnt tune in to watch some amazing display of intellectual ability. They just wanted to watch the money."

"[To his wife] You wanna be worshipped? Go to India and moo."

"You want to know what? If I do nothing else I will convince them that Herbert Stempel knows what won the goddamned Academy Award for best picture of 1955; thats what Im gonna accomplish."

"[To a reporter outside the Congressional hearing room] You know what the problem with you bums is? You never leave a guy alone unless youre leaving him alone."

"Charles Van Doren — he wouldnt know the answer to a doorbell if you didnt give it to him."

"Ralph Fiennes - Charles Van Doren"

"Martin Scorsese - Martin Rittenhome"

"Compare with the real statement made by Charles Van Doren."

"This week on Twenty One, watch Herb Stempel be fed to the Columbia lions. Watch Charles Van Doren eat his first kosher meal on Twenty One."

"Paul Scofield - Mark Van Doren"