Life is cheap--death is free! Act now! Supplies are limited! (Offer vo — Postal

"Black leather smoke coils up my nostrils tingling with deaths surprise. Human remnants cling to my clothing like bloody briars as I continue to wade, hip deep in flesh, bone and viscera. Bad neighborhood coming up!"

"Blessed are the meek for they make easy targets."

"Only my weapon(s) understand(s) me."

"The Earth is hungry. Its heart throbs and demands cleansing. The Earth is also thirsty..."

"Furious fireflies materialize against the cavern wall and sunder the earth into dust. Come, little insects, and see the web WEVE woven!"

"The earth is thirsty. It also seems to have soiled itself..."