Postal

"The earth is thirsty. It also seems to have soiled itself..."

"Black leather smoke coils up my nostrils tingling with deaths surprise. Human remnants cling to my clothing like bloody briars as I continue to wade, hip deep in flesh, bone and viscera. Bad neighborhood coming up!"

"Blessed are the meek for they make easy targets."

"Only my weapon(s) understand(s) me."

"The Earth is hungry. Its heart throbs and demands cleansing. The Earth is also thirsty..."

"Furious fireflies materialize against the cavern wall and sunder the earth into dust. Come, little insects, and see the web WEVE woven!"

"Keep your head, hands, arms, legs, and feet inside the ride at all times. Youre bound to lose MORE today than just a few limbs!"

"I will don the eviscerated organs of my enemies as party hats, wear their shredded entrails as neckties, and oh, how I shall dance!"

"A glorious symphony of slaughter! 76 tromboners led the death parade..."

"Feathers will fly, but big birds wont. They WILL however, be going south this winter...FAR south!"

"Life is cheap--death is free! Act now! Supplies are limited! (Offer void in Arizona)"

"Human trash spills from its containers as death rains down upon them, sweeping the streets in a cleansing cloudburst of blood..."