Listen lady, I only speak two languages: English and bad English. — The Fifth Element

"Ian Holm - Father Vito Cornelius"

"My dear Aknot, what about those two little planes you borrowed? [sees Aknots human face] Aknot, is that you? What an ugly face. It doesnt suit you. Take it off. [Aknots face transforms into a Mangalores] Much better. Never be ashamed of who you are. Youre warriors, be proud. So what if the Federal Government scattered your people into the wind? What doesnt kill you makes you stronger. Your time for revenge is at hand. Voila! The ZF-1. [activates a ZF-1 and holds it] Its light; handles adjustable for easy carrying; good for righties and lefties; breaks down into four parts; undetectable by X-ray; ideal for quick discreet interventions. A word on firepower. Titanium recharger; 3000-round clip with bursts of 3 to 300. And with the replay button, another Zorg invention, its even easier. [lights reveal a mannequin in police gear] One shot... [shoots mannequin]...and replay sends every following shot to the same location. [turns around, shooting in the direction of the Mangalores; bullets curve their trajectory and hit the mannequin instead] And to finish the job, all the Zorg oldies-but-goldies. [fires every weapon at the mannequin as he mentions them] Rocket launcher... arrow launcher, with exploding or poisonous gas heads, very practical... our famous net launcher... the always-efficient flamethrower, my favorite... [winks to the Mangalores] and for the grand finale, the all-new Ice-cube System! [fires a cloud of liquid nitrogen which freezes the remains of the mannequin. Mangalores applaud politely by carnage and were very impressed]"

"You humans act so strange. Everything you create is used to destroy."

"Gary Oldman - Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg"

"Tommy Tiny Lister - President Lindberg"