Maam, I dont doubt the steak was overcooked, but did you have to eat i — Waiting...

"Thats Naomi, and shes been working here WAY too long. But, shes actually a pretty sweet girl...when shes drunk."

"Yeah! Carpe deez nuts! God, I cant wait to quit this job!"

"Its like a horrible time paradox, where neither our wisdom, nor your virginity ever escape."

"[In the bathroom with Mitch, his shirt off] I know what youre thinking now. You think were all gay, dont you? Think were all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right? Well, listen. You can put that faggoty baby to bed right now. None of the guys that work here are gay. [Puts his shirt back on] I mean, Ill stick my finger up my ass every now and then when Im feeling a little squirelly, but thats about the extent of it."

"So, you know that weird, paranoid feeling you get when you hear people laughing and you think theyre laughing at you when theyre really not? Well, in your case, they actually are."

"Its good in a sense that I can take walks in my underwear; I can give small children the middle finger. But as long as I look happy while Im doing it, people just assume Im senile.... Well, sometimes I give small children the middle finger and dont realize Im doing it until someone slaps me, so I really am going senile."

"Questioner: Why do you continue to support a Nazi policy as Obama has expressly supported this policy? Why are you supporting it? Frank: When you ask me that question I am gonna revert to my ethnic heritage and answer your question with a question: On what planet do you spend most of your time? [...] As you stand there with a picture of the President defaced to look like Hitler, and compare the effort to increase health care to the Nazis, my answer to you is, as I said before, it is a tribute to the First Amendment that this kind of vile, contemptible nonsense is so freely propagated. Maam, trying to have a conversation with you would be like arguing with a dining room table: I have no interest in doing it."

"In my view, there are no things to despise and avoid If you love what’s holy, [I remind you:] ‘holy’ is just a name There are some students who go to Mt Wutai to look for Manjuśri [there in his legendary abode] Already they are in error: there is no Manjuśri on Mt Wutai Do you want to know Manjuśri? This functioning here right before your eyes has never been any different [from Manjuśri], To have no doubts anywhere—this is the living Manjuśri In the moment of non-differentiating light in your mind, the real Samanta-bhadra is everywhere When in a moment of mind you can free yourself from bondage, and be liberated wherever you are, this is Avalokiteśvara In the teaching of samaadhi, [these three bodhisattvas] take turns as central figure and companions When they come forth, it is for a certain period Each one is all three and all three of them are one Only when you understand like this can you read the scriptures properly"

"This maayaa, that is to say, the ego, is like a cloud The sun cannot be seen on account of a thin patch of cloud; when that disappears one sees the sun If by the grace of the guru ones ego vanishes, then one sees God"

"Yes, maam.. I have my report.. How I Wasted Another Sunday Afternoon Watching My Dog Sleep.. (30 May 99)"

"Her Royal Highness was charming ("I have this terribly flat voice," she told me apologetically), with a ready sense of humour and a dry wit. We did one rehearsal and the producer said: "Thats very good, Maam, but do you think you could sound as if you were enjoying yourself a little more?" She looked him straight in the eye and said acidly, "Well, I wouldnt be, would I?"

"Jo mein juttha to kutte ka jaana. Aur jo main saccha, to teri maa ka khasam, bhenchod."