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"[to her mother] If my whole family moved away from me, Id have a heart attack too."
"Macaulay Culkin - Miles Russell"

Uncle Buck is a 1989 American comedy film written and directed by John Hughes. It stars John Candy and Amy Madigan. The film follows a carefree bachelor who is unexpectedly tasked with caring for his brother's children. Produced by Hughes Entertainment, it was released by Universal Pictures on August 16, 1989, to mixed reviews and grossed $79.2 million worldwide.
"[to her mother] If my whole family moved away from me, Id have a heart attack too."
"[On the way to his brothers] Oh boy, those kids. I havent seen those kids in a while. Tias gotta be nine. Nine, maybe ten. Oh boy. And the two new ones. Theyre uh... Larry and... uh... Larry and, uh... Uh... Betsy. Betsy, uh... Jennifer. Jennifer. Larry and Jennifer. Nice kids."
"[Imitating a radio DJ while making breakfast] It’s 7:02 in the a.m., you’re listening to “W-I-don’t-have-to-go-to-work-today” brought to you by Kobolowski Tires. For the best in tires see Chanice! Kobolowski."
"[serving gigantic pancakes to Miles for his birthday] You should see the toast. I couldnt even get it through the door!"
"[struggling to open the washing machine] Do I have to talk dirty to you? Come on! Open up for daddy! Im gonna shove a load into you! Here we go! Come on, its nice and easy. Aaah! Come on, here we go! Ah! Take that! Take that! Come on! You dont want the crowbar, do you? Come on! OPEN UP! UUGGHH! Im gonna shove my load into you whether you like it or not!"
"Jean Louisa Kelly - Tia Russell"