Monkeys should be called monkeys. — Dmitry Rogozin

"After analyzing the sanctions against our space industry, I suggest that the USA bring their astronauts to the International Space Station using a trampoline."

"…They are countries that were formerly part of either the Soviet Union or Warsaw Pact. We call them NATOs Komsomol."

"The answer to Maidan comes from the South-East (Novorossiya) in the form of anti-fascist resistance and struggle for national liberation."

"Before his illness, US Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin loved being photographed with pygmies."

"Mr. Rogozin is a charismatic orator with a rascally sense of humor, and he at times has succeeded in charming his rivals in Brussels even as he was upbraiding them. More than once in the interview, he ended long discourses in Russian about his views on relations with the West by uttering a single English word that captured how he likes to be viewed: “Troublemaker!”"

"If they were real men, following the tradition they would commit a hara-kiri and calm down at last. All theyre doing is making noise"