Dmitry Rogozin

"Monkeys should be called monkeys."

"After analyzing the sanctions against our space industry, I suggest that the USA bring their astronauts to the International Space Station using a trampoline."

"…They are countries that were formerly part of either the Soviet Union or Warsaw Pact. We call them NATOs Komsomol."

"The answer to Maidan comes from the South-East (Novorossiya) in the form of anti-fascist resistance and struggle for national liberation."

"Before his illness, US Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin loved being photographed with pygmies."

"Mr. Rogozin is a charismatic orator with a rascally sense of humor, and he at times has succeeded in charming his rivals in Brussels even as he was upbraiding them. More than once in the interview, he ended long discourses in Russian about his views on relations with the West by uttering a single English word that captured how he likes to be viewed: “Troublemaker!”"

"Tremble, bourgeoisie! Youre screwed. :)"

"There is stud "Khrenovskoy" in my former constituency and that stud is older than all of the United States, older than America. Naturally, thats why we have archaic views."

"Every former w. who has aged wants to give lectures about morals, especially during tours and gigs abroad…"

"The whole criminal world is in Parliament!"

"If these are "peaceful protests" then Ashton is a ballerina at the Bolshoi Theatre."

"This time we must burn out all this Ukrainianism at the root. Together with their bastard literature, delusional history, cannibalisation of the “ancient Ukrainians”, fascist “aesthetics” and servility to the West. Burn them to death. No truce. Any ceasefire, and even more so an armistice, is certain death for our children and grandchildren."