More on this… eventually. Probably. — Welcome to Night Vale

"Remember: if you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."

"[in apprehensive voice] Hello, radio audience. I come to you live, from under my desk… where I have dragged my microphone and am currently in the fetal position."

"Our top story. Last night, our PTA meeting ended in bloodshed."

"The noisy portal and subsequent dinosaur attack that brutally interrupted the discussion about swing sets on the playground..."

"Night Vale is an ancient place. Full of history and secrets, as we were reminded today. But it is also a place of the present moment, full of life, and of us. If you can hear my voice, speaking live, then you know. We are not history yet. We are happening now. How miraculous is that?"

"Were all being monitored almost 24/7. So, theyll probably hear you just fine."