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"Uh, this is real... Yes: They. are going. to KILL us!"
"Mount up! ... It means get on your horses."

¡Three Amigos! is a 1986 American Western comedy film directed by John Landis and written by Steve Martin, Lorne Michaels and Randy Newman, who also composed the film's songs. The film stars Martin, Chevy Chase and Martin Short as three out-of-work silent film actors who are mistaken for real heroes by the desperate inhabitants of a small Mexican village under threat from notorious bandit El Guapo
"Uh, this is real... Yes: They. are going. to KILL us!"
"Well you slime eating dogs, you scum-sucking pigs, you sons of a motherless goat!"
"One time, Dorothy Gish was visiting me on the set of "Little Neddy, Grab Your Gun". And she came up to me and she looked me in the face and - Id never met her, Id just known her on films, you know, Dorothy Gish, Lillians sister - and she looked me in the eyes and she said, "Young man, you have got it." And. Ah! Dorothy Gish. Its a true story."
"You were supposed to fire up! We both fired UP! Its like living with a six-year-old."
"In a way, all of us has an El Guapo to face. For some, shyness might be their El Guapo. For others, a lack of education might be their El Guapo. For us, El Guapo is a big, dangerous man who wants to kill us. But as sure as my name is Lucky Day, the people of Santa Poco can conquer their own personal El Guapo, who also happens to be the actual El Guapo!"
"[To summon the invisible swordsman] Farley Farley Farley Farley Farley, Hufaaaaarrr!"