¡Three Amigos!

"[To summon the invisible swordsman] Farley Farley Farley Farley Farley, Hufaaaaarrr!"

"Mount up! ... It means get on your horses."

"Uh, this is real... Yes: They. are going. to KILL us!"

"Well you slime eating dogs, you scum-sucking pigs, you sons of a motherless goat!"

"One time, Dorothy Gish was visiting me on the set of "Little Neddy, Grab Your Gun". And she came up to me and she looked me in the face and - Id never met her, Id just known her on films, you know, Dorothy Gish, Lillians sister - and she looked me in the eyes and she said, "Young man, you have got it." And. Ah! Dorothy Gish. Its a true story."

"You were supposed to fire up! We both fired UP! Its like living with a six-year-old."

"In a way, all of us has an El Guapo to face. For some, shyness might be their El Guapo. For others, a lack of education might be their El Guapo. For us, El Guapo is a big, dangerous man who wants to kill us. But as sure as my name is Lucky Day, the people of Santa Poco can conquer their own personal El Guapo, who also happens to be the actual El Guapo!"

"I know each one of you, like I know my own smell!"

"[Describing his plans for dealing with the Amigos] Tomorrow I will take fifty men with me, find these three gringos, open their stomachs, grab their intestines, and squeeze the shit out of them!"

"Do you have anything besides Mexican food?"

"Dirty Mexican: And then they called us scum sucking pigs...US!"

"Randy Newman - Singing Bush (voice)"