"Oh... its corn that isnt corn..."
"(After talking with everyone about the clone forms, and being scanned) Well...its still pretty scary, but you guys all came out ok, and if I can "back myself up" Im kinda out of excuses. But lets get one thing straight. Tedd: If you do ANYTHING with my form without my permission, Ill give you the hammering of a lifetime...with a real hammer!"
"You are wondering what I am doing. That is understandable. And the answer? That is simple. You see, after many minutes of experimentation over several days, success is within my grasp! With the flip of this switch, I shall achieve free, portable energy from the very curvature of space! (Tedd flips a switch, but nothing happens. Elliot attempts to speak) Quiet! I think I saw the light flicker!"
"(after talking with the Demon duck for a moment) Why would you be interested in humans? Shouldnt you be interested in ducks?"
"Dwight: I didnt mean in general. I mean about big, on the record—"
"Van: We did a thing that needed doing! If you did what you shouldve done, guilt is a waste of time! Focus on what you need to do next!"
"Its truly amazing how you can juggle three hammers and a full lunch tray."