Oh, who needs it? [throws his inhaler aside] — The Goonies

"[to Mama Fratelli] You gross old witch!"

"[to Andi] COME ON, come on! Where are you? Youre in the clouds and we are in a basement!"

"Everything. Okay, Ill talk. In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Maxs toupee and glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew school play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edith down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... [sobbing] Then my mom sent me to a summer camp for fat kids. And then, once during lunch, I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out! But the worst thing I ever done, I mixed up fake puke at home, and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: [starts imitating vomiting sounds] - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started gettin sick and throwin up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life."

"Jeff Cohen — Lawrence "Chunk" Cohen"

"[first lines] Bummer. Nothing exciting ever happens around here anyway. Who needs the Goon Docks? Who needs this house? I cant wait to get out of here."

"Mikey, this aint the kinda place you wanna go to the bathroom in. [Mama Fratelli: Why not?] Because they might have daddy longlegs in em."