One life is enough for anyone. But there are so many lives within that — Free Samples

"If I peed on your couch, I would pay someone to come in and steal all of your furniture. I would rather burn down your whole apartment building than tell you... "Hey, Nancy, I peed on your couch last night."

"There was a time in my life when it was just a joy to wake up every morning and run to the mirror."

"I am going to wait on a customer with no pants on. Tell me that isnt the coolest thing ever."

"You were way too drunk. There are rules."

"I think youll find people will do a lot of things for you. If you ever just want to put down the beer bottle and let them."

"You food truck people think youre so cool. Youre not. I can get ice cream at the grocery store."