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"If I peed on your couch, I would pay someone to come in and steal all of your furniture. I would rather burn down your whole apartment building than tell you... "Hey, Nancy, I peed on your couch last night."

"There was a time in my life when it was just a joy to wake up every morning and run to the mirror."

"I am going to wait on a customer with no pants on. Tell me that isnt the coolest thing ever."

"One life is enough for anyone. But there are so many lives within that life."

"You were way too drunk. There are rules."

"I think youll find people will do a lot of things for you. If you ever just want to put down the beer bottle and let them."

"You food truck people think youre so cool. Youre not. I can get ice cream at the grocery store."