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"(in The Golfer, Norton is teaching Ralph how to play golf) First, you step up and address the ball. (To golf ball) Hello, ball!"
"(Ralph cant remove a ring from his finger) Ralph: Isnt there any lard around here? Alice: Yeah, about 300 pounds. Ralph: Oh, youre gonna get yours!"

The Honeymooners is an American television sitcom that originally aired from 1955 to 1956, created by and starring Jackie Gleason, and based on a recurring comedy sketch of the same name that had been part of Gleason's variety show. It follows the lives of New York City bus driver Ralph Kramden (Gleason), his wife Alice, Ralph's best friend Ed Norton and Ed's wife Trixie as they get involved with
"(in The Golfer, Norton is teaching Ralph how to play golf) First, you step up and address the ball. (To golf ball) Hello, ball!"
"One of these days... One of these days... (He shoots his fist up) POW! Right in the kisser!"
"(To Alice, gesturing with his fist) Bang, zoom!"
"(To Alice) Youre gonna get yours!"
"(To Alices mother after she gives away the mystery ending of a play Ralph was planning to go to that evening) YOU...ARE A BLABBERMOUTH!!!!!! A BLAAAAAAAAAAABBERMOUTH!!!!!!! YOU!!! BLABBERMOUTH!!!!!"
"Youre a riot, Alice! A regular riot!"