Save it, dickhead, Im working. — American Wedding

"Hey, flower-fuckers, you there?!"

"Jim, I had trouble finding the words to tell you how I feel. And I realized something. Love isnt just a feeling. Love is something you do. Its a dress, a visit to band camp. A special haircut. Jim, youve given me everything I ever wanted, and it is my solemn vow to give everything I am to you."

"Hey Im gonna give you a little piece of advice: love life, get paid, then get laid. That is the basic philosophy of... The Finch-meister!"

"My dick looks like a corn dog and Ive got cake all over my balls. Hey Finch, you want this for here or to go?"

"No, no, no, shit-head, you hooked up with one other girl for what, ten seconds? Not to mention that you passed on Nadia, dumbest fucking thing ever. Youre like a blind man picking out his favorite porno."

"Its time for me to boom-boom with the bridesmaids, Finch-fucker. Cause Im gonna hang out with my wang out, and Im gonna rock out with my cock out."