"Tiny can also shrink in size--although I reckon that ones nothing more than a marketing gimmick and wont even be in the game!"
Donkey Kong Country, known in Japan as Super Donkey Kong, is a 1994 platform game developed by Rare and published by Nintendo for the Super Nintendo Entertainment System (SNES). It follows the gorilla Donkey Kong and his nephew Diddy Kong as they set out to recover their stolen banana hoard from the crocodile King K. Rool and his army, the Kremlings. The player traverses 40 side-scrolling levels a
"My powerful potions will give you abilities youve never dreamed of and certainly dont deserve, assuming of course you can afford my modest asking fee. Now dont you go asking me for a potion of gameplay, as even my genius cant rescue this game from its rightful destiny in the bargain bin"."
"Look at the fancy box. Look at the size of this instruction manual. You dont think they would have gone to all this trouble if the game was any good, do you?!"
"Tough luck kid. Ive been told to keep my mouth shut, as they want to keep all the good stuff for a money-making strategy guide. Im sure some of it will appear on the newfangled internet thing as well, so I suggest you take a look-see there. You could also ask your friends, assuming of course youve got any. If all else fails, youll just have to play better"."
"So youve reached the bonus game then, have you? Its not a simple game of questions and answers this time though! Now youve got to beat yours truly if you want to win any prizes!"
"Green Kroc: Why does we bury the treasure, Captain? Skurvy: Why does we bury the treasure? WHY DOES WE BURY THE TREASURE?! Kutlass! Tell Mr. Green Kroc here why we be buryin treasure! Kutlass: Ahem. According to Section D, Paragraph 4 of The Pirate-a Handbook-a, any and all-a treasure acquired by ill-gotten means shall and will be systematically buried... sir. Skurvy: So there be your answer, Mr. Green Kroc-Smarty Boots! Now, not another word. Green Kroc: But, if we just gonna be digging it up again... Skurvy: ARE YOUR EARS FULL OF COTTON, SAILOR!?!"
"Hey, I think youve played this game before, havent you?!" ~Swanky"