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"So, I figured it out. Why hot dogs come in packages of ten and hot dog buns come in packages of eight. See, the thing is, life doesnt always work out according to plan. So be happy with what youve got, because you can always get a hot dog."
"[To Monk With No Name after getting shot by Waffen-SS] The scroll. You must protect scroll."

Bulletproof Monk is a 2003 American action comedy film directed by Paul Hunter in his feature film directorial debut, and starring Chow Yun-fat, Seann William Scott, and Jaime King. The film is loosely based on the comic book written by Brett Lewis with art by Michael Avon Oeming. The film was shot in Toronto and Hamilton, Canada, and other locations that resemble New York City. Bulletproof Monk w
"So, I figured it out. Why hot dogs come in packages of ten and hot dog buns come in packages of eight. See, the thing is, life doesnt always work out according to plan. So be happy with what youve got, because you can always get a hot dog."
"Its not about anger; its about peace. Its not about power; its about grace. Its not about knowing your enemy; its about knowing yourself."
"An enlightened man would offer a weary traveler a bed for the night, and invite him to share a quiet conversation over a bowl of Cocoa Puffs."
"Man, if I knew I was gonna pay, I wouldnt have cabbed it."
"[Calls for a non responding Mr. Kojima] Well, my boss doesnt seem to be here. Which means you dont get to watch me get yelled at."
"[Closing eyes of deceased Master Monk] Enjoy your vacation, Master."