Bulletproof Monk

"[To Monk With No Name after getting shot by Waffen-SS] The scroll. You must protect scroll."

"So, I figured it out. Why hot dogs come in packages of ten and hot dog buns come in packages of eight. See, the thing is, life doesnt always work out according to plan. So be happy with what youve got, because you can always get a hot dog."

"Water which is too pure has no fish."

"An enlightened man would offer a weary traveler a bed for the night, and invite him to share a quiet conversation over a bowl of Cocoa Puffs."

"Man, if I knew I was gonna pay, I wouldnt have cabbed it."

"[Calls for a non responding Mr. Kojima] Well, my boss doesnt seem to be here. Which means you dont get to watch me get yelled at."

"Its not about anger; its about peace. Its not about power; its about grace. Its not about knowing your enemy; its about knowing yourself."

"You may be my granddaughter. But that will only protect you for so long."

"[In torture chamber with Tibetan monks] My brother monks, when I finally get my hands on your brother with no name, he will, of course, resist my efforts to secure the location of the scroll. But with this machine, Ill torture the information I need out of him. And now for a little test."

"Russell Yuen as Brother Tenzin"

"[Walks up to row of Tibetan monks] My brother monks, you have seen the destructive power which is mine to command. I also have the power to leave this blessed monastery in peace. I trust you will do whats best for all of us and step aside. No? [All monks are executed]"

"[Closing eyes of deceased Master Monk] Enjoy your vacation, Master."