We need kegs, multiple, cold and domestic. — PCU

"Sanskrit. Youre majoring in a 5,000 year old dead language."

"What is this? Youre wearing the shirt of the band youre going to see. Dont be that guy."

"Now were even for the milkbones."

"A Bridge Too Far." Caine and Hackman in the same movie. This is my thesis man! This is my closing argument! I CAN STOP WATCHING TV!"

"Mmm. Warm, flat beer. Soggy chips. Think about that."

"I think that Bisexual Asian Studies should have its own building. The question is who goes? The math department or the hockey team? ... I think Hockey, call me about it."