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"Just one binger to brighten up your day"
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PCU"I think that Bisexual Asian Studies should have its own building. The question is who goes? The math department or the hockey team? ... I think Hockey, call me about it."
"Just one binger to brighten up your day"
"Mmm. Warm, flat beer. Soggy chips. Think about that."
"Afrocentrist: And the walls are painted white. And the chalk is white. And even the copy machine paper is white. This, my friend, is a white devils conspiracy."
"Are you just sitting around your dorm rooms playing cards and eating pizza? Is this the way you spent the majority of your four years in college? Would you like tonight to be different, you just dont have any place to go? Well, now you do! So turn off your radios and head on over. Tonight, at the Pit: Everyone Gets Laid."
"You remember this guy? He skippered Hitlers catamaran during the war."
"These, Tom, are the Causeheads. They find a world-threatening issue and stick with it . . . for about a week."