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"If you really want to hurt your parents, and you don’t have nerve enough to be a homosexual, the least you can do is go into the arts."
"Western Civilizations second unsuccessful attempt to commit suicide."

Timequake is a 1997 semi-autobiographical work by Kurt Vonnegut. Marketed as a novel, the book was described as a "stew" by Vonnegut, in which he summarizes a novel he had been struggling with for a number of years.
"If you really want to hurt your parents, and you don’t have nerve enough to be a homosexual, the least you can do is go into the arts."
"You want to know why I don’t have AIDS, why Im not HIV-positive like so many other people? I don’t fuck around. It’s as simple as that."
"If your brains were dynamite, there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off."
"Those artsy-fartsy twerps next door create living, breathing, three-dimensional characters with ink on paper. … As though the planet weren’t already dying because it has three billion too many living, breathing, three-dimensional characters."
"I like to sleep. I published a new requiem for old music in another book, in which I said it was no bad thing to want sleep for everyone as an afterlife."
"There is no way a beautiful woman can live up to what she looks like for any appreciable length of time."