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"My whole family thinks Im gay I guess its always been that way Maybe its cause of the way that I walk Makes them think I like... boys"
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Bo BurnhamWhat do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? ... Names! — Bo Burnham
"What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? ... Names!"
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Bo Burnham
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Robert Pickering Burnham is an American comedian, actor, musician and filmmaker. Burnham's work combines elements of filmmaking with music, sketch, and stand-up comedy, commonly with a dramatic, satirical, or tragic twist that is often left open to interpretation.
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"Cause Im Bo, yo / Im the greatest rapper ever And Ill weather your weather whether you think Im clever or not Think youre better, youre not / Dont need a sweater, Im hot Im a real G, shorty, that can really find your G-spot"
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"Walkin my poodles, man, it never gets old With my dogs on the leash, I got bitches on the hold A first-AIDS kit? Thats a rhesus monkey I bust more nuts than a pistachio junkie"
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"High school party, senior year Boys and girls are all sippin on beer I like soda / Wheres the soda? Am I the only fuckin person here that likes soda?"
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"Cause girls are like donuts when I be bustin Bo nuts I can make em cream-filled or give them a layer of glaze Im like Dougs friend Skeeter whenever I meet her Because I skeet her so hard people call her Patty Mayonnaise"
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"Love is... takin a dive and gettin really comfortable and peein in the pool, and Love is... a real-life porn— minus all the stuff that makes porn cool, and Love is... a homeless guy searchin for treasure in the middle of the rain, and Findin a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out theyre all filled with chocolate, and Even though hes heartbroken, he cant complain, cause he was hungry in the first place"
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