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"I expected Dracula to come jumping out any second. If he did Id have held up a cross, cause hes allergic to bullshit."
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Richard PryorWhen that fire hit your ass, it will sober your ass up quick! I saw so — Richard Pryor
"When that fire hit your ass, it will sober your ass up quick! I saw something, I went, "Well, thats a pretty blue. You know what? That looks like... FIRE! Fire is inspirational. They should use it in the Olympics, because I ran the 100 in 4.3."
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Richard Franklin Lennox Thomas Pryor was an American stand-up comedian and actor. Known for reaching a broad audience with his trenchant observations and storytelling style, he is regarded as one of the greatest and most influential comedians of all time. Pryor won a Primetime Emmy Award and five Grammy Awards. He received the first Kennedy Center Mark Twain Prize for American Humor in 1998. He wo
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"Let me tell you what really happened... Every night before I go to bed, I have milk and cookies. One night I mixed some low-fat milk and some pasteurized, then I dipped my cookie in and the shit blew up."
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"Why me? Ten million motherfuckers freebasing, and Im the one who blows up!"
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"I went through every phone book in Africa, and I didnt find one god damned Pryor!"
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"I went to penitentiary one time, not me personally, but me and Gene went there for a movie. "Arizona State Penitentiary" Population: 80 percent black people. But there are no black people in Arizona, they have to bus motherfuckers in!"
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"I dont want to go through life as a Wonder Wheel murderer!"
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