When these three oddballs try to play hardball, the result is totally — Major League

"Forget about the curve ball, Ricky. Give him the heater!"

"Eddie Harris: Are you trying to say that Jesus Christ cant hit a curveball?"

"Eddie Harris: Up your butt, Jobu."

"Dennis Haysbert - Pedro Cerrano"

"Just a reminder fans about Die Hard Night coming up here in the stadium. Free admission to anyone who was actually alive the last time the Indians won the pennant. [35 years prior.]"

"[about to find out whether hes made the team] Come on Jake. Its only your life."