Working at Warner Bros. is like being raised by a single mom who keeps — Chuck Lorre

"Happy birthday to me. Happy birthday to me. Happy birthday, dear me. Happy birthday to me. (And 20 more would be nice)"

"Congratulations Young Sheldon, for reaching 100 episodes!"

"No need to freeze frame this one!"

"Scrabble fans might be troubled to see 3 Y tiles in tonights episode. Fear not. The "Super Scrabble" version of the game actually comes with 4 Y tiles. Disaster averted."

"Connie Tucker is proud to announce that she is sweet on Dr. John Sturgis and they are officially a romantic couple."

"Once again, thanks for video-taping "Dharma & Greg," and freeze-framing on my vanity card The following are a few more of my beliefs: I believe that El Nino is an international conspiracy perpetrated by evil roofing contractors I believe its high time The Beatles came clean on that whole "Paul is dead" thing I believe that anyone who can read and speak clearly can be a network news anchorperson -- but not necessarily a weatherman I believe that if I rid myself of insatiable cravings, lusts, paranoia, deep-seated anger and ill-will towards others, Ill be a much better person I believe that TV is the cause of all the violence and immorality in our society -- ha! just kidding I believe theres no business like show business, although if youre over-paid for feeding a big, scary monster, then that might be sort of like it Thats all for now, gotta go make a TV show Once again, thanks for watching and keep checking for more of my beliefs real soon!"