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"Bibi Osterwald - Mrs. Pierpont"
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"You know Im always shooting myself with one of those poison-dipped, crossbow darts. I dont know why they dont put a warning on those things."
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Caddyshack II
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Caddyshack II is a 1988 American sports comedy film and a sequel to the 1980 film Caddyshack. Directed by Allan Arkush and written by Harold Ramis and PJ Torokvei, it stars Jackie Mason, Robert Stack, Dyan Cannon, Dina Merrill, Jonathan Silverman, Brian McNamara, Marsha Warfield, Paul Bartel and Randy Quaid with special appearances by Chevy Chase and Dan Aykroyd. It tells the story of wealthy and
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"Were talking mucho dinero, and probably some American money too."
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"[on the phone, after Chandler Young has gotten Hartounian Constructions power turned off] Thats hard to say, huh? Well, when can we get the power turned back on? Thats hard to say, huh? Well, tell me something. Is it as hard to say as "Oh, my god! Somebody help me! Theres a man in my office with a flamethrower"?"
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"Home of the rich and tasteless."
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"Jackie Mason - Jack Hartounian"
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"Well, you certainly made it very clear how your legal system works Mr. Young. Now, Id like to explain a little bit about the Peter Blunt system. You see, I dont go in for lawsuits and motions or any of the legal stuff. No, no, you see what happens is, uh, I find out where you live and then I come to your house, see? And I beat down your door with a fucking baseball bat! And, then I make a bonfire with the Chipendale, maybe roast that Golden Retriever, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, then eat it! And then Im coming upstairs, junior, and Im gonna grab you by your Brooks Bros. P.J.s, and then Im gonna take your brand new B.M.W., and cram it up your tight ass! Do we have an understanding?"
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