Caddyshack II

"Bibi Osterwald - Mrs. Pierpont"

"Well, you certainly made it very clear how your legal system works Mr. Young. Now, Id like to explain a little bit about the Peter Blunt system. You see, I dont go in for lawsuits and motions or any of the legal stuff. No, no, you see what happens is, uh, I find out where you live and then I come to your house, see? And I beat down your door with a fucking baseball bat! And, then I make a bonfire with the Chipendale, maybe roast that Golden Retriever, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, then eat it! And then Im coming upstairs, junior, and Im gonna grab you by your Brooks Bros. P.J.s, and then Im gonna take your brand new B.M.W., and cram it up your tight ass! Do we have an understanding?"

"You know Im always shooting myself with one of those poison-dipped, crossbow darts. I dont know why they dont put a warning on those things."

"[on the phone, after Chandler Young has gotten Hartounian Constructions power turned off] Thats hard to say, huh? Well, when can we get the power turned back on? Thats hard to say, huh? Well, tell me something. Is it as hard to say as "Oh, my god! Somebody help me! Theres a man in my office with a flamethrower"?"

"Jackie Mason - Jack Hartounian"

"Home of the rich and tasteless."

"Anthony Mockus Sr. - Mr. Pierpont"

"Dan Aykroyd - Captain Tom Everett"

"Frank Welker (voice) - the Gopher"

"Jessica Lundy - Kate Hartounian"

"Marsha Warfield - Royette Tyler"

"Golf, golf... what kinda name is "golf" anyway? Sounds like a sound you make when youve got something caught in your throat."