Quote#Children
And you can't part a boy from his father
Quote byBilly Bennett · 1887–1942
Commonly attributed — not confirmed in an authoritative edition. Cited on Wikiquote to: "Daddy", line 33.
English (original)
And you can't part a boy from his father, You can't part a boy from his dad, You can't part a Scotchman from money No matter how many he's had. You can't part the skin of a sausage Or a dad from his fond son and heir, And you can't part the hair on a bald-headed man For there'll be no parting there.
— Billy Bennett
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