Quote#Wisdom
There's a cockeyed yellow poodle to the north of Conga Pooch
Quote byBilly Bennett · 1887–1942
Commonly attributed — not confirmed in an authoritative edition. Cited on Wikiquote to: "The Green Tie on the Little Yellow Dog", line 37.
English (original)
There's a cockeyed yellow poodle to the north of Conga Pooch; There's a little hot cross bun that's turning green; There's a double-jointed woman doing tricks in Chu-Chin-Chow, And you're a better man than I am, Gunga Din.
— Billy Bennett
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