Quote#Death
"There's been an accident!" they said
Quote byHarry Graham · 1874–1936
Commonly attributed — not confirmed in an authoritative edition. Cited on Wikiquote to: Ruthless Rhymes for Heartless Homes (1899), Accident.
English (original)
"There's been an accident!" they said, "Your servant's cut in half; he's dead." "Indeed!" said Mr Jones, "and please Give me the half that's got my keys."
— Harry Graham
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