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The only man I know who behaves sensibly is my tailor; he takes my…
Quote byGeorge Bernard Shaw · 1856–1950
Commonly attributed — not confirmed in an authoritative edition. Cited on Wikiquote to: Man and Superman (1903), p. 37.
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The only man I know who behaves sensibly is my tailor; he takes my measurements anew each time he sees me. The rest go on with their old measurements and expect me to fit them.
— George Bernard Shaw
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