Quote#Wisdom
The Antiseptic Baby and the Prophylactic Pup
Quote byArthur Guiterman · 1871–1943
Commonly attributed — not confirmed in an authoritative edition. Cited on Wikiquote to: The Laughing Muse (1915), "Strictly Germ-Proof", st. 1.
English (original)
The Antiseptic Baby and the Prophylactic Pup Were playing in the garden when the Bunny gamboled up; They looked upon the Creature with a loathing undisguised;— It wasn't Disinfected and it wasn't Sterilized.
— Arthur Guiterman
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