The wheel that squeaks the loudest

Don't mistake vivacity for wit, thare iz about az mutch difference az thare iz between lightning and a lightning bug.

Tew bring up a child in the wa he should go—travel that wa yourself.

The lion and the lamb may, possibly, sumtime lay down in this world together for a fu minnits, but when the lion kums tew git up, the lamb will be missing.

I honestly beleave it iz better tew know nothing than two know what ain't so.

It iz comparitively eazy tew repent ov the sins that we hav committed, but tew repent ov thoze which we intend to commit, is asking tew mutch ov enny man, now days.

Most people when they cum tew yu for advice cum tew hav their own opinyuns strengthened, not correkted.