All That Jazz (film)

"Sandahl Bergman, Eileen Casey, Bruce Anthony Davis, Gary Flannery, Jennifer Nairn-Smith, Danny Ruvolo, Leland Schwantes, John Sowinski, Candace Tovar, and Rima Vetter - Principal dancers"

"[repeated line] Its showtime, folks!"

"Sometimes, I dont know where the bullshit ends and the truth begins."

"[to Audrey] If I die, Im sorry for all the bad things I did to you. [to Katie] And if I live, Im sorry for all the bad things Im gonna do to you."

"Do you suppose Stanley Kubrick ever gets depressed?"

"Stop smiling! Lay back! Lay back! Hold it, hold it, hold it. Candy, Casey, very good. Youre gonna do it again, Victoria. Gary, Danny, lets go. Stop smiling, its not the high school play. Count! Hold it. [to Victoria] Stand on your right foot. Point your left toe. Drop the shoulder. Now, thats not too hard, is it? Again!"

"[to God, during the "hospital escape" scene]" Whats the matter, dont you like musical comedy?"

"The pain is gone. Im OK. Nothing wrong with me a rewrite of the show wouldnt cure. A couple of good jokes is what I need."

"[last lines, Joe is dying] Hey, at least I wont have to lie to you anymore."

"Audrey Paris: You see, Sammy, in California everybody needs a car. I got a friend who bought a Mercedes just to get to the bathroom."

"[singing] Give it to me! Bye bye life, Bye bye happiness, hello loneliness, I think hes gonna die. Bye bye life, Bye bye happiness, Hello emptiness, I think hes gonna die. La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la. Goodbye your life, goodbye."

"Davis Newman: This chick, man, without the benefit of dying herself, has broken down the process of death into five stages: anger, denial, bargaining, depression, and acceptance. Sounds like a Jewish law firm. "Good morning, Angerdenialbargainingdepressionacceptance!"