Can't Hardly Wait

"Angel Stripper: Fate. There is fate. But it only takes you so far, because once youre there, its up to you to make it happen."

"I dont know about you, but I really believe that theres one person out there, and for me its gotta be Amanda."

"Melissa Joan Hart — Vicki, the yearbook girl"

"Jason Segel — Matt, Watermelon Guy"

"[after he spilled water on his pants] Damn, shes gonna think I got that premature evacuation!"

"An event eighteen years in the making."

"Lauren Ambrose — Denise Fleming"

"For the class of 1998, the last night of high school is the first night of the rest of their lives."

"Charlie Korsmo — William Lichter"

"Jenna Elfman — the angel stripper"

"Yesterdays history. Tomorrows the future. Tonights the party!"

"[narrating] It was October, freshman year. First time in history that Id ever missed the bus. If I had arrived on time, I never wouldve seen her. But as it was, I was the first person at Huntington Hills High to set eyes on Amanda Beckett. It was her first day at school. Then, Im sitting in class enjoying a late breakfast when out of all the classrooms in the entire school, she walks into mine. And where does the teacher sit her? Right next to me! Now, up until now, one could write this off to coincidence. But then she reaches in her bag and pulls out a strawberry Pop-Tart - the very same breakfast pastry I was consuming at that moment! What was I to do? How was I to proceed?"