Cheap Seats

"Jason: "And to anyone who says that these players dog it at the All-Star game take a look at that throw by Parker. Almost all the way to the infield.""

"Crow T. Robot: You know, this is just a great idea - a cable show where you make fun of other peoples videos."

"Crow T. Robot: "These guys are Smurfs, right?"

"Mike Nelson: "With any luck at all, Gamera will come down and smite them both."

"Randy: "Remember, if its raining outside, if you got a firearm in your hand, and diabetes is impairing your vision, for Gods sake, wear a hat."

"Jason: "Hey everybody, welcome to Cheap Seats.""

"Randy: "You know why Willie Randoplh is such a good hitter, he always hit the ball where the sun dont shine.""

"Jason: "Why is Welch paying so much attention to the runner? Its an All-Star game."

"Jason: "Somebody at first base is taking the game a little too seriously."

"Jason: "Do you hear helicopters?""

"Randy: "Oh Willie this is almost as embarrassing as Robert Wuhl sat on Comic Relief 8."

"Randy: Whos the cutest little speller in the world?"