Chicago (2002 film)

"You wanted my advice, right? Well here it is. Dont forget Billy Flynns number one client is... Billy Flynn."

"(Singing) Who says that murders not an art?"

"You were mentioned in the paper today, in the back with the obituaries. Velma Kellys trial has been postponed indefinitely. Seven words."

"(Singing) Come on babe, why dont we paint the town? And all that jazz! Im gonna rouge my knees and roll my stockings down... And all that jazz! Start the car, I know a whoopie spot, where the gin is cold and the pianos hot! Its just a noisy hall where theres a nightly brawl, and all... that... jazz!"

"(Listening to a description of Roxies trial on the radio) Oh, mama, she stole my garter...(grabs radio and shakes it) She stole my garters! First she steals my publicity, then she steals my lawyer, my trial date, and now she steals my goddamn garter!"

"Look honey, you want some advice? Well, here it is, direct from me to you. Keep your paws off my underwear, kay?"