Con Air

"They somehow managed to get every freak and creep in the universe on this one plane, and then somehow managed to let them take it over, and then they somehow managed to stick us right smack in the middle."

"[on Cyrus "The Virus" Grissom] This ones done it all. Kidnapping, robbery, murder, extortion. His name is Cyrus Grissom, AKA "Cyrus the Virus." Thirty-nine years old, 25 of them spent in our institutions. But hes bettered himself inside. Earned two degrees, including his juris doctorate. Hes also killed 11 fellow inmates, incited three riots, and escaped twice. Likes to brag that hes killed more men than cancer. Cyrus is a poster child for the criminally insane. Hes a true product of the system."

"[His first spoken words in the movie; regarding Billy Bedlam] Hes a font of misplaced rage. Name your cliche: Mother held him too much or not enough, last picked at kickball, late night sneaky uncle, whatever. Now, he gets so angry, moments of levity actually cause him pain, gives him headaches. Happiness, for that gentleman, hurts."

"[as the convicts dance to "Sweet Home Alabama"] Define irony: a bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash."

"John Roselius -Deputy Marshal Skip Devers."

"Renoly Santiago -Ramon "Sally-Cant Dance" Martinez"

"Dave Chappelle - Joe "Pinball" Parker"

"Rachel Ticotin as Officer Sally Bishop"

"John Malkovich - Cyrus "Cyrus the Virus" Grissom"

"Steve Buscemi - Garland "The Marietta Mangler" Greene"

"M. C. Gainey -Earl "Swamp Thing" Williams"

"Ving Rhames - Nathan "Diamond Dog" Jones"