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"Salma Hayek – Serendipity"

Dogma (film)
Dogma (film)
Dogma is a 1999 American fantasy comedy film written, co-edited, and directed by Kevin Smith. The film stars Ben Affleck, Matt Damon, Linda Fiorentino, Salma Hayek, Jason Lee, Jason Mewes, Alan Rickman, and Chris Rock. It is the fourth film in the View Askewniverse.
"Salma Hayek – Serendipity"
"Tell a person that youre the Metatron, and they stare at you blankly. Mention something out of a Charlton Heston movie and suddenly everybodys a theology scholar! May I continue uninterrupted?"
"It Can Be Hell Getting Into Heaven"
"Linda Fiorentino – Bethany Sloane"
"No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater... than central air."
"As I was saying - prior to your firefighting episode - I am... the Metatron. [Bethany stares blankly.] Dont tell me the name doesnt ring a bell. [She continues staring blankly.] You people! If there isnt a movie about it, its not worth knowing, is it?"