Jim Goad

"If I cared about what you thought, Id be writing for National Geographic or something."

"All the holy scriptures of all the worlds major religions are nonsense."

"Crank is to coffee what sexual homicide is to a goodnight kiss."

"I can’t appreciate someone else’s history if I’m forced to reject and feel ashamed about mine."

"Even though tax protest is portrayed as extremism, most Americans probably cheat on their tax reports."

"Racial struggles are never purely racial."

"Shit can be used as fertilizer."

"Everybody says Im a bad kid, so I guess I am."

"Roaches. If you see one of them, theres fifty thousand more where that came from."

"Place something good in front of me, and Ill smash it to pieces."

"Some would like to pretend that violence is unnatural. Idiots."

"Now I know why women have a hole between their legs. Thats where they hide all their problems."