Kate Clinton

"And they picketh it up and laideth it in a Ziploc bag"

"Like those itinerant clerics who traveled during the summer months and took over for vacationing priests, I hope to help out this summer in Provincetown, but without the pedophilia."

"When the Lord of the Wedding Rings held his no-questions-asked press conference, he said he was sorely "troubled." At last, I thought, an admission. But no, he wasnt talking about his mental condition."

"On airlines, so many passengers faces are buried in John Grisham books, they could be complimentary copies for Grisham Airlines."

"Like red meat thrown before the Atkins crowd in the Republican Party, the initiative would teach problem solving, negotiating, and listening skills, which might then trickle up to the Bush Administration."

"The Administrations policy on women is often hard to see because it is written in the font size of pharmaceutical ads."