M*A*S*H (film)

"Donald Sutherland as Captain Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce, Jr."

"Lets give him a sexy scar, huh? Fantastic."

"Frank, were you on this religious kick at home, or did you crack up over here?"

"Its a good thing you have a nice body, nurse, otherwise theyd get rid of you quick."

"[to Major Margaret Houlihan] Oh, come off it, Major! You put me right off my fresh fried lobster, do you realize that? Im going to go back to my bed, Im going to put away the best part of a bottle of scotch . . . and under normal circumstances, you being normally what I would call a very attractive woman, I would have invited you back to share my little bed with me, and you might possibly have come. But you really put me off. I mean, youre what we call a regular army clown."

"Bud Cort as Private Warren Boone"