Nicole Hollander

"(Sylvia at typewriter) For feminine protection, every day use a hand grenade."

"(Second Bad Girl) Women who form relationships with murderers [in prison]. I dont get it. (First bad girl) Well, you know where they are at nights. (Second bad girl) At least, theyre not lying on your couch watching TV."

"(Television news announcer) The Supreme Court staggered the nation today when they ruled that conception begins the minute you think about sex."

"(Television) Spray and wash gets out what America gets into. (Sylvia) Send some to El Salvador."

"(Woman organizing picnic) Most normal people would agree that pizza is natures perfect food, right?"

"(Sylvia) Im staying in this tub until the Soviets pull out of Afghanistan."