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"Look at the size of that boys head. I’m not kidding. Its like an orange on a toothpick."
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So I Married an Axe Murderer is a 1993 American romantic black comedy film, directed by Thomas Schlamme, and starring Mike Myers and Nancy Travis. Myers plays Charlie MacKenzie, a man afraid of commitment until he meets Harriet (Travis), who works at a butcher shop, and who may be a serial killer. Myers also plays Stuart, Charlie's father. The film received a mixed reception from critics and did n
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"Heid! Paper! Now! Move that melon of yours and get the paper if you can, hauling that gargantuan cranium about!"
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"Give your mother a kiss, or Ill kick your teeth in."
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"No kidding. His heads like Sputnik. Spherical, but quite pointy in parts."
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"Mike Myers - Charlie/Stuart Mackenzie"
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"Nancy Travis - Harriet Michaels"
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"May, turn off the Bay City Rollers! The soccer game is about to begin!"
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"We have a piper down. I repeat, a piper is down. S all right, hes just pissed."
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"Ooh, that was off-sides, wasnt it? Hell be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow!"
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"[singing "Do You Think Im Sexy" with bagpipes] If you want my body, and you think Im sexy, cmon baby let me know! Haggis solo!"
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"Anthony LaPaglia - Tony Giardino"
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"Brenda Fricker - May Mackenzie"
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