The Wedding Singer

"[to Linda] Hey, psycho - were not gonna discuss this, OK, its over. Please get out of my Van Halen t-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up."

"Christina Pickles - Angie Sullivan"

"Hes gonna party like its 1985."

"Drew Barrymore - Julia Sullivan"

"Christine Taylor - Holly Sullivan"

"Alexis Arquette - George Stitzer"

"Before the internet, before cell phones, before roller-blades, there was a time... 1985. Dont pretend you dont remember."

"Steve Buscemi (uncredited) - David "Dave" Veltri"

"Jon Lovitz (uncredited) - Jimmie Moore"

"Michael Shuman - The Bar Mitzvah Boy"

"[singing] You dont know how much I need you. While youre near me, I dont feel blue and when we kiss I know you need me too. I cant believe I found a love thats so pure and true. But it all was bullshit. It was a goddamn joke and when I think of you, Linda,I hope you fucking choke. I hope youre glad with what youve done to me. I lay in bed all day long feeling melancholy. You left me here, all alone, tears running constantly. Oh would somebody kill me please? Somebody kill me please. Im on my knees, pretty pretty please! Kill me! I want to die! Put a bullet in my heeeeaaaad!"

"Good afternoon, everyone. Were flying at 26,000 feet, moving up to 30,000 feet, and weve got clear skies all the way to Las Vegas. Right now, were bringing you some in-flight entertainment. One of our first class passengers would like to sing you a song inspired by one of our coach passengers. And since we let our first class passengers do, pretty much whatever they want, here he is..."