Vanguard Bandits

"Barlow: Andrew just told me what feels like warm apple pie! You wouldnt believe what!"

"Devlin: Let me ask you an honest question; Do you think Im so good looking I intimidate women?"

"Devlin: Hmmm? That was strange. I thought I heard an extremely effeminate voice calling out to me. Maybe this part of the continent is populated with fairies!"

"Imperial Soldier 1: What?! Cease your stupidity and tell us who you are before we knock you senseless!"

"Devlin: Oh, Imperial soldiers! How cute! Not that Im an expert, but arent you two standing unusually close to each other?"

"Imperial Soldier 1: Actually, we both just graduated from the Imperial Academy. Do you think were standing too close?"

"Imperial Soldier 1: You just doomed yourself to death with that comment, you fool!"

"Bastion: I wouldnt give you a bucket of spit if you burst into flame!"

"Sadira: I have sand in places sand is most definitely not to be!"

"Devlin: Did you hear Andrew talking about all the women hes loved? I would gladly love half as many!"

"Barlow: Andrew just told me about something thats just like warm apple pie, and you wouldnt believe what it is!"

"Rayna: Hang on, Ill just feel up these guards. Aha! Its a little smaller than usual, but here it is! The key to the cell door! A bit easier than trying to squeeze through those bars!"