Yellow Submarine (film)

"Help! "H" is for hurry! [later] Help! "E" is for ergent! [later] Help! "L" is for love me! [later, while being chased by an injun] Help! "P" is for please!"

"Glove, Glove, come here, Glove. Look out there, and what do you see? Tell him, Max. [Max: Someone running, Glove.] Yes. Well, youll soon put a stop to that, wont you, Glovey? Go, Glove! Point, and having pointed, POUNCE! GO!"

"Woe is me, heh...Liverpool can be a lonely place on a Saturday night, and this is only Thursday morning."

"Id jump into the river Mersey, but it looks like rain. [sighs] Nothing ever happens to me."

"I could have sworn I was being followed by a yellow submarine...But that isnt logical now, is it? It must have been one of them unidentified flying cupcakes, or a figment of me imagination...But I dont have an imagination."

"[to John] I warned you not to eat on an empty stomach. Just listen to Old Fred."

"[regarding Jeremy] Hes so smart, he doesnt even remember what he knows."

"Oh, I havent laughed so much since Pompeii!"

"What?! WHAT?! WHAT?! THE GLOVES LOSING HIS TOUCH! [knocks down Max and runs up to the exploding clown] DO YOUR WORST! [laughing mad] Explode them!"

"A thing of beauty...DESTROY IT FOREVER!"

"My dear friend... [one of the Blue Meanies nods to the audience] let us not forget that heaven is blue...TOMORROW THE WORLD!!! Bring in my bloopers..."

"Ad hoc, ad loc, and quid pro quo! So little time. So much to know!"